I’m writing this from flight 2155. It was supposed to take off at 7:30, 12 minutes ago. A flight attendant just came on to tell us, “Um, we’re looking for the pilots. I’m trying to figure out when they were called. They usually only stay about an hour away….”

This, of course, is my return home from a trip on the outbound leg of which they were an an hour late taking off in Minneapolis. You would think that they could use that time to refit their planes with some goddamn leg room!! Delta sucks.